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Twinkle twinkle little slut
Name a guy you haven’t fucked.
Was he skinny?
Was he tall?
Nevermind you did them all.
Twinkle twinkle little bitch
Close your legs it smells like fish.
Twinkle twinkle little shit
Try to think of this a bit:
Does it affect
You at all
Who has sex or none at all?
No it doesn’t, little shit,
Shut your fucking mouth you twit.
I applaud you, good
sir madam decent human being.
you should all come live in indiana so we can hang out irl okay
I cannot for the life of me figure out how to respond instead of reblogging, so: Ok! :D Wait. Are there spiders in Indiana?
Ok Tolkien fandom, what kind of names are people using for Hobbit OC’s? Some canon names seem to have an English feel, be it modern or historical, but then you get ones like Fortinbras which is French I think.
Any ideas? I’m mainly looking for female ones that may suit that aren’t flower or jewel related.
Ok so note to self apparently Greek is also an option. Or we could just go with Hilda, which is an awesome hobbit name.
I thought (female) Hobbits were always named after flowers?
- 50% of me: "I love dresses and flowers and pretty things."
- Other 50% of me: "I love tattoos and hardcore music and concerts and skinny jeans."
- Me, 99% of the time: "I love jeans and cargo pants and combat boots and fuck being girly I'mma step on your face and spit"
- Me, 1% of the time: HOLY SHIT IT'S I'M FABULOUS DAY WHERE ARE MY FAKE GLITTER EYELASHES AND THE PUSH UP BRA OH GOD I CAN'T FIND MY FEATHER BOA HOW AM I GOING TO GET THROUGH THE DAY WITHOUT MY BOA